Meme-licious (Thanks Mike)

1. Name someone with the same birthday as you.
Uhm, I don't know...
2. Where was your first kiss?
On the lips! Jeeze! The nerve of these memes!
3. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property?
Nope
4. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
Technically yeah, in Fencing class. Not in anger though.
5. Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people?
Yeah, I loved being in choir in high school and college, and doing musical theatre.
6. What's the first thing you notice about the preferred sex?
Often, the first thing I notice about anyone is that they are very irritating.
The first "interest cue"? Maybe hair...
7. What really turns you on?
Maximal experiences that are maximal because you're sharing them with someone special.
8. What do you order at Starbucks? Dunkin' Dounts?
Sugary overpriced CRAP! And I do, everytime!
9. What is your biggest mistake?
I don't make any mistakes... I have however had many "opportunities for excellence"
But I guess it would be kinda vaguely "not being a better student or knowing what I want to do with my life" earlier on...
10. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
Nope.
11. Say something totally random about yourself.
Weasel has been my favorite word at least since Jr. High.
12. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Not seriously, I hope.
13. Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows?
Hell yes!
14. Did you have braces?
Nope
15. Are you comfortable with your height?
I guess so... I've grown up with "big guy" syndrome, where I usually tone down my reactions to things, because there's this automatic "oh no, big guy on the rampage" if I ever would show anger or something...
16. What is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite sex has done for you?
Married me!
17. When do you know it's love?
You never *know* it, you *feel* it. This is a lesson that I've been learning for a long time. But that's like asking "what number is happy"... numbers and happy aren't measured in the same units.
18. Do you speak any other languages?
I try my best... so far all I think I can really claim is Japanese, although someday I will be the ultimate omniglot (or maybe not but I bet I'll work at it my whole life)
19. Have you ever been to a tanning salon?
Not unless you count going to rent videos at a place that also has tanning.
20. What magazines do you read?
Uh, online ones. I guess I have a subscription to newsweek or something but I don't read it.
21. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
Yep.
22. Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
Yes.
23. Do you watch mtv?
Not so much.
24. What's something that really annoys you?
Stupidity.
25. What's something you really like?
Learning, music, learning music.
26. Do you like Michael Jackson?
Uh, not so much.
27. Can you dance?
A poll would probably come out 60/40 against. I can try, but I think I look more spastic than "dance-tastic"
28. What's the latest you have ever stayed up?
about 40 hours I guess.
29. Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
Yes, when I was 10 and cracked my head open, or something.
30. Do you actually read these when other people fill them out?
Yes I do.